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Wed 15 Jan, 2020


In a desperate effort to cover his orange ass, Agent Orange has put the entire country in danger. Again. That’s right, the orange avenger had the second most powerful man in Iran assassinated. 

In the words of the late and great Marvin Gaye, what the fuck is going on?

In case you missed the cluster fuck of the last few weeks here is the break down:

+Qassem Soleimani, the head of Iran’s elite Quds military force and one of the most powerful figures in the Islamic Republic, was killed January 3rd in an airstrike in Baghdad. Thousands of people have mourned him in both Iraq and Iran.

+The US secretary of defense pushed back on reports that our military was planning to withdraw from Iraq in response to a resolution passed by the Iraqi Parliament.

+The non-binding resolution called on the government to expel some 5,000 U.S. troops from the country. President Trump said “we are not leaving unless they pay us back” for an air base in Iraq. 

+The Iranian government says it will no longer abide by key terms of the 2015 nuclear deal, lifting restrictions on centrifuges, uranium enrichment and more. President Trump pulled the U.S. out of the deal in 2018 for literally no reason other than to spite Obama.

+Mr. Trump says his administration “may discuss” releasing the intelligence that led to the strike on Soleimani. 

+Mr. Trump tweeted that the U.S. would target 52 Iranian sites (including cultural sites) if Iran retaliates for the strike. 

+The White House sent a formal notification to Congress about the airstrike as required by the War Powers Act.

+Lawmakers are divided over the strike, with Republicans applauding Mr. Trump’s action and Democrats warning about the possible repercussions. 

*And in “accidental trigger trauma” Iran mistakenly shot down a commercial airplane with 176 innocent passengers on board — unnecessary casualties as an indirect (or direct?) result of the assassination of Soleimani.

All we can do is hope that they can separate this idiot from the country and the people who were so unfortunate to get him as a president. I hope they can see we ain’t fuckin with this mutha fucka either!

We over here trying to get him out of office. We are fed up with his destructive wagging the dog tactics and distractions from his impeachment, and cruel separation of families at our boarders. 

We can only pray the treasonous Republican Party stop defending his dangerous behavior or democracy in the “free” world is about to take another serious hit.

Guard your grill America, guard your grill.  



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